Kids, this is a MAP it doesn't talk.
The treasure is included on a piece of paper that I was using for mileage calculations. Who was I?
"Stop biting your sister's toes!"
"Get that rat out of my hair!"
"She's throwing a rat at me!"
"Sarah, don't throw the rat."
"David is torturing me with his eyes!"
"David is hiding from me!"
It is at this point that I would like to say that my son, David, was 13 and Sarah was 10. Why were her toes near his face? His first impulse was to bite them? The rat was a puppet? And does she want him to interact with her or not? Brother and sister mysteries that may never be solved.